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Lawnmower roaring
I picture the sweating beer
Calling from the porch.
Monday Night Football
Why must the game start so late?
Tuesday morning sucks.
Cellphone talking jerk:
Please do not tailgate my ass
You self-absorbed prick.
We lack central air;
Office chair sticks to my back
Like a moist car seat.
Kansas City Chiefs:
I
am still a fan for life.
You hopeless losers.
The World Trade Center
Was blown up by terrorists
On a sunny day.
I wonder where the
Weapons of Mass Destruction
Went president Bush.
Poor Sarah Palin
Righteous and pretty yet dumb,
She is annoying.
please just go away
you hang around forever
stupid floppy drives