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An Open Letter to the Rich Bastards at AT&T and Verizon Wireless: Dear Communist, Fascist Fuckwads: You turned over my phone records to the government without even giving me the benefit of a reach-around while you were fucking me in the ass. The fact that you colluded with George W. Bush and his cabal of Corporate Overlords proves that you are the biggest Assholes around. Your willingness to wipe your ass with the Constitution is so despicable, I find it impossible to express the utter contempt and disgust I feel toward you and your phone companies. I have no choice but to use your services, because Qwest, the only Corporate Swine that pretends to show a shred of ethics, is not available in my area. But I will continue to look this week for alternatives to you shit-stained Communists, who I consider to be worse than Nazi Sympathizers. I hope you all get dragged on the underside of dump-trucks that are speeding down recently salted roads. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. May your teenage daughters turn up pregnant, and may all of your rich, indolent sons turn out gay. I heard about a poll today that says sixty-something percent of Americans approve of this program. Pro wrestling is also popular, which proves that many Americans are fucking retarded. Just because a bunch of knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers think this is good for America doesn't make it true. Please remember: this is America, and we have a Constitution. The Bush Administration, which is a scourge on the planet and an Abomination Unto the Lord, will soon be out of office-hopefully impeached. Do you really want to be associated with these fascists? Here's a quote: "Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" -- you know who said that? Benjamin Franklin, you motherfuckers. In conclusion, fuck off and die.
Dan Manning |