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V.O.H.E.
my fellow americans (in traffic)

Lawnmower roaring
I picture the sweating beer
Calling from the porch.

2. monday night football

Monday Night Football
Why must the game start so late?
Tuesday morning sucks.

3. suv driver

Cellphone talking jerk:
Please do not tailgate my ass
You self-absorbed prick.

4. central air

We lack central air;
Office chair sticks to my back
Like a moist car seat.

5. optimism

Kansas City Chiefs:
I am still a fan for life.
You hopeless losers.

6. september 11th

The World Trade Center
Was blown up by terrorists
On a sunny day.

7. WMDs

I wonder where the
Weapons of Mass Destruction
Went president Bush.