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The Jackass List:

01. Usama Bin Laden

02. Saddam Hussein

03. George Bush

04. John Kerry

05. Michael Jackson

06. Dr. Phil

07. That creepy guy who works at the Blockbuster on Plainfield Ave.

08. Michael Newdow , the "Pledge of Allegiance" jackass that wants to remove the "under God" part.  What an unbelievable  jackass.

09. Dan Manning<--Anyone who wastes time making a web page to list jackasses is a jackass.

10. James Naughton , the guy from the Nexium commercial who has to explain to me that "better is better." I mean Jesus Christ. No shit. The definition of "better" is "better". Thanks for clueing us all in you f*cking unbelievable smug JACKASS!

jackass #10. "better is better?" thanks for the info jackass.

11. Everybody on "Law and Order"

12. Bill O'Reilly

13. Ward Churchill , the Colorado University professor who a) praised the 911 terrorists who flew the planes, and b) referred to the 911 victims as  "little Eichmanns” i.e. technocrats who manage the Nazi-like U.S. Empire.  What a sh*t stain.  That guy needs his ass kicked.

14. Paul D. Wolfowitz

15. Mark McGwire . "I'm not here to talk about the past."  

16. Ann Coulter <-- her existence proves there is no God. 

17. John Bolton<--who wears a mustache like that?  Guy just comes off as a prick.

18.  George Allen<--"Macaca" remark about Indian guy shows he's a racist prick.  Another conservative jackass.  This Confederate Flag loving ass-clown needs to stay in Virginia.

19. Kim Jong Ill <-- I should have put him here earlier, but i forgot.

20. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad <-- nut wants to wipe Israel off the map.  I guess he has a blog

21. Tim LaBouf <-- First Baptist pastor who used a quote from the Bible's First Epistle to Timothy as an excuse to fire an 81 year old Sunday school teacher, Mary Lambert, who had been teaching there for over 54 years.  I wish God would have made an 11th commandment:  "Thou Shalt Not Be A Dickhead".  The passage LaBouf misused for this despicable move is: "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she is to keep silent."  Isn't religion great?!

22.  Dick Cheney <---  said we'd "be greeted as liberators" in Iraq.  Said the insurgency in Iraq is "in the last throes," shot old man in face.

23. Michael Richards <-- guy who played "Kramer" on "Seinfeld" went on a rant and called some dudes the "N" word.  Went on Letterman and did this rambling, uncomfortable apology. 

24. O.J. <-- Murdered wife (in my humble opinion), tried to sell book called "If I Did It." 

25. Michael Vick<--- was into dogfighting. allegedy killed dogs.

26. Barry Bonds<--- "Since joining the Giants, Bonds had gone from a size 42 to a size 52 jersey; from size 10 ½ to size 13 cleats; and from a size 7 1/8 to size 7 ¼ cap, even though he had taken to shaving his head.." from Game of Shadows yet he claims he never took steroids.

27. Oprah<--- see #06